Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone: A Darkly Comic Novel of Family Secrets and Murder

A Hilarious and Heartwarming Story of a Family with a Dark Secret

In Benjamin Stevenson's darkly comic novel, Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone, we are introduced to the Carmichael family, a seemingly ordinary family with a not-so-ordinary secret: everyone in the family has killed someone.

A Family of Killers

The Carmichael family is a close-knit group, but they are also a family of killers. From the patriarch, who is a retired hitman, to the matriarch, who is a former KGB agent, to the children, who are all trained assassins, the Carmichaels are a family of professional killers.

A Dark Secret

The Carmichaels have kept their dark secret hidden from the world for years, but when their youngest son, Ben, decides to leave the family business and become a normal person, the family's secret is threatened.

A Hilarious and Heartwarming Story

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone is a hilarious and heartwarming story about a family with a dark secret. It is a story about love, loyalty, and the importance of family, even when your family is a little bit... unusual.

Why You Should Read This Book

If you are looking for a book that will make you laugh, cry, and think, then Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone is the book for you. It is a darkly comic novel that will stay with you long after you finish it.

Buy Your Copy Today!

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone is available now in hardcover, paperback, and ebook. Buy your copy today and start reading this hilarious and heartwarming story about a family with a dark secret.